Writer, diabetic, night owl, cat lady, manic-depressive, cranky about 42% of the time, Slytherin, uses offbeat humor as a coping mechanism, loves history and trivia, has the hobbies of a 70-years-old matron, breaks a lot of traffic laws to get to thrift/antique stores and flea markets, will use any excuse to play dress-up, almost as bitter as Nathan Fillion about Firefly being cancelled, Disney and Ghibli fangirl, always up for science fiction and fantasy anything, reader and collector of books, endlessly fascinated by cultures not my own, big fan of puns and dumb humor, shameless user of the word "y'all", not religious, meat-eater, accepts ritual sacrifice in the form of writing prompts, farm-raised, doesn't mind anything you say or do so long as you're not being an asshole or hurting anyone, likes being alone but not being lonely, still learning to be a grown-up and only fond of a few aspects of it, adores bearded men, mesmerized by pretty girls, infinitely jealous of artists of any ilk, lover of fairy tales and folklore, reflexively sarcastic, likes nature but thinks we should probably just be friends, hard to embarrass or make uncomfortable, talks too much, fond of being talked to.

9fuckingPM Story Time with Aunt Jilly, Kiddos.

I’ve been telling fortunes at the county fair this week because my jewelry sales have sucked.

So far I’ve been invited to three churches. One gave me a pamphlet about hell.

The highlight is that I’ve traded fortunes for a snowball, boiled peanuts, face painting, and a bbq dinner.

I’ve discovered that I prefer bartering to currency. I wish I could barter for everything.

mydollyaviana:

Anastasia Trivia:The musical number "Paris Holds the Key (To Your Heart)" includes cameos by various historical characters from the time including Maurice Chevalier, Sigmund Freud, Charles A. Lindbergh, Josephine Baker, Claude Monet, Isadora Duncan, Auguste Rodin, and Gertrude Stein.

darksideofthemoon007:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES

An Invincible Summer Chapter 1: Prologue, a frozen fanfic | FanFiction

madmistressjilly:

psychopathicpotatodwarf:

Sonja. That’s her name. Not Sophia, not Your Royal Highness. Just Sonja. And she would trade Arendelle for the world if she could. The wish that she harbors for all her life comes true in a manner she did not expect, but will take all the same. Adventure. Freedom. Magic is in her blood, they say, and it seems that the same can be said of trouble as well.

This fanfiction, written by The Mad Mistress, focuses on Anna and Kristoff’s future children, Magnus, Sophia, and Fredrik. Specifically, this is the story of Sophia (Sonja) and the adventures - or misadventures - that she finds herself in and on in the time surrounding her elder brother, Magnus’ twenty-fifth birthday. 

This fanfiction is still in progress.

Guess who finally updated.

First the first time in forever, I updated. 

fe-not-phoe:

witchandmoan:

wait a minute!!!

the “disguise” that the aliens in Space Jam wear to the NBA game when stealing talent

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is totally a fucking 4th doctor cosplay

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like

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aliens dRESSED LIKE ALIENS

It’s not even subtle. Like, if I were a fan of doctor who when I saw that movie, I would have known it instantly

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

jaiwren:

penicillium-pusher:

"If you can’t afford birth control pills, just don’t have sex!"

*deep inhale*

The birth control pill has many uses other than simple birth control (I know, the name is misleading). Most people who go on the pill do it for reasons other than preventing pregnancy. Extremely painful cramps, irregular period cycle, heavy flows, and acne are amongst just a few things the pill can help regulate. 

Thank you.

PCOS. Look it up.

psychopathicpotatodwarf:

hufflepuffrave:

Hey guys

I really really hate to do this right now (again), but I am kind of desperate

I have almost $900 in medical bills that I have no idea how I’m going to pay, on top of all my monthly bills that I’m barely covering. If any of you could help out at all, that would be very, very appreciated.

My PayPal and Square Cash email is sneidhardt91@gmail.com

I’m really sorry to bug you with this but I am kind of out of options right now, short of quitting school and working full time, which I cannot do. So…if you can help, that would be fantastic.

Hey guys, my friend Sami needs help!

MidfuckingNight Story Time with Aunt Jilly, Kiddos.

If any of y’all want a homemade Coke slushie, here’s the trick:

  1. Buy canned Coke.
  2. Put in freezer to chill quickly so you don’t have to drink it warm.
  3. Fucking forget that you did the above two steps for four hours.
  4. Hastily retreive Cokes (optional swearing).
  5. Enjoy!

This might also work for other canned carbonated beverages. Feel free to conduct the experiment and get back to me. 

XOXO.

berunov:

Rocket, no.

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras)

gh0stcity:

There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.

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Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.

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spock-me-hard:

oh my god

spock-me-hard:

oh my god

(Source: indigirl94)