Writer, diabetic, night owl, cat lady, manic-depressive, cranky about 42% of the time, Slytherin, uses offbeat humor as a coping mechanism, loves history and trivia, has the hobbies of a 70-years-old matron, breaks a lot of traffic laws to get to thrift/antique stores and flea markets, will use any excuse to play dress-up, almost as bitter as Nathan Fillion about Firefly being cancelled, Disney and Ghibli fangirl, always up for science fiction and fantasy anything, reader and collector of books, endlessly fascinated by cultures not my own, big fan of puns and dumb humor, shameless user of the word "y'all", not religious, meat-eater, accepts ritual sacrifice in the form of writing prompts, farm-raised, doesn't mind anything you say or do so long as you're not being an asshole or hurting anyone, likes being alone but not being lonely, still learning to be a grown-up and only fond of a few aspects of it, adores bearded men, mesmerized by pretty girls, infinitely jealous of artists of any ilk, lover of fairy tales and folklore, reflexively sarcastic, likes nature but thinks we should probably just be friends, hard to embarrass or make uncomfortable, talks too much, fond of being talked to.

justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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12:30fuckingPM Story Time with Aunt Jilly, Kiddos

I submitted the application for the fair, and the committee accepted!

I’m going to be a vendor, and one step closer to that Traveller/Wandering Hippie lifestyle I’ve been threatening to take up.

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

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captain-boomerang:

imagineteenwolflike:

captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

excepttheeyes:

"Gideon Prewett. It took five Death Eaters to kill him and his brother Fabian. They fought like heroes."

(Rose Leslie as Molly Prewett/Weasley, Eddie Redmayne as Gideon and Fabian Prewett, Arthur Darvill as Arthur Weasley)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

9fuckingPM Story Time with Aunt Jilly, Kiddos.

So, as I have mentioned several times on here- I started an Etsy store.

After starting the Etsy store, the thought has occurred to me that I might want to start attending craft fairs and such as a vendor in the hopes of bolstering business.

I have the opportunity to set up a booth for the Guess What Workshop at an upcoming local fair. 

Should I seize this opportunity? Any advice to offer me on running a fair booth to sell crafts?

imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying
Asked by Anonymous

thegreenanole:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

can I just

I like this idea. :)

Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

lipstickandspecs:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this

true though there’s 0 reason

unamusedsloth:

French bulldog puppy jumps into his owner’s arms. Shows no hesitation second time around.

unamusedsloth:

French bulldog puppy jumps into his owner’s arms. Shows no hesitation second time around.

love-the-avenger:

How Nick Fury Wakes Up the Avengers

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday in Ferguson. Aug. 23rd. 

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

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