Calm down, kid. I'm just a guy with a space ship.
I'm a writer, diabetic, mostly nocturnal, and sometimes sufferer of terrible bouts of sanity that tend to make me cranky.

Browncoat for life. FOX can't take the sky from me.

Jews ordered to register in east Ukraine

whisperwhisk:

For those who haven’t got the memo, this is ACTUALLY TERRIFYING.

retrogradeworks:

tereshkova2001:

rowenamarion:

calamity-cain:

Avengers Assemble #11

can we talk about how willing Tony was to drop his pants

when Carol Danvers tells you to drop your pants, you drop your fucking pants. 

Steve and Carol both have such a smug. I love this entire story arc so much.

You’re all missing the best part of this.  Wolverine literally grabbed a tub of popcorn.

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lexlifts:

psyfucks:

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 
I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 
this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!
http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god
PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE
save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

protect ur fur friends!!!

I’ve heard bad shit about this product in the past but I had no idea that it was so common :/ If there are so many adverse reactions from use why are they allowed to sell them?!

lexlifts:

psyfucks:

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 

I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 

this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!

http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god

PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE

save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

protect ur fur friends!!!

I’ve heard bad shit about this product in the past but I had no idea that it was so common :/ If there are so many adverse reactions from use why are they allowed to sell them?!

This fucking day.

Fuck this fucking day.

type-40-impala:

If you don’t love Benny, you’re a big, fat, liar.

type-40-impala:

If you don’t love Benny, you’re a big, fat, liar.

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

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prustens:

sicklysandy:

And the reason everyone love Lottie is because holy hell does she exceed expectations.

Not only is she openly best friends with a colored woman, something downright shocking for their time period, right when you expect her to yell at Tiana for embarassing her and ruining the beignets intended to win over Naveen, she doesn’t. She immediately helps the poor girl in the house, cleans her up, and gives her the prettiest dress she has. Who honestly saw that coming?

And my god, the ending. She’s ready to kiss the frog, and get the prince she’s always wanted, and the moment she finds out Tiana loves him? 

She agrees to kiss him so he and Tiana can get married. No strings attached. And she’s crying tears of joy because Tiana finally found her man. She loves Tiana that much.

Lottie is a character who came out of nowhere, is spoiled sweet, and won over everyone in the theater. And she looks damn great doing it.

i actually came across this brilliant oneshot about lottie that i love to pieces. everyone go read it.

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unknownbearing:

ithinkitsallama:

hi human
you are friend
i like you smile
smile human smile i love you

Swiggity swag the friendship stag

unknownbearing:

ithinkitsallama:

hi human

you are friend

i like you smile

smile human smile i love you

Swiggity swag the friendship stag

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lunar-lavender:

IT IS TIME…for the giveaway I said I was gonna do, so now I finally am!

LUNAR’S BIG DAMN 500(+) FOLLOWER ALTAR DESTASH GIVEAWAY…THINGY wooooo~!

You get…

  1. A brass incense holder thing!
  2. A brushed metal candle holder!
  3. A soapstone candle holder!
  4. Two green marble candle holders. They’re heavy. You could kill a man with these! But you probably shouldn’t.
  5. A teensy red glass candle holder! You might be noticing a trend, here.
  6. A tiny little adorable frog on a lily pad teensy eensy incense stick holder! I got him in Japan and he’s very awesome for Japanese-sized stick incense.
  7. A little Chinese zodiac dragon!
  8. Two obnoxiously pink mesh drawstring bags!
  9. Rocks, as shown above! Selenite, red jasper, snowflake obsidian, amethyst, and rose quartz, plus a teensy chip of larimar and an unbroken mystery geode.
  10. Five thingies of incense from the NorCal Renaissance Faire, which are really strong and smell awesome except for how the smell gives me a headache because I’m sensitive to synthetics, whoops! They are good quality though and maybe your mileage will vary! (If you do happen to win and already know they’ll make you react too, I will leave them off.)
  11. A clip that came with the incense tubes that I swear isn’t a roach clip, but has been used to burn sage/lavender/various herbs! I guess what you do with it is your business…
  12. One thing from my Etsy store, The LunaMothecary! Oil, spray, a divination, a bath salt (coming soon), whatever. Not including sets though…don’t get greedy, jeez.

The deets, as they say…

  • Yes, you do have to be following me for this one.
  • No giveaway blogs, y’all, don’t be like that.
  • I reserve the right to choose someone else if I read your blog and you’re a bigoted a-hole. Don’t be a bigoted a-hole.
  • Reblogging counts once, liking counts once, no matter how many times you do it. So let’s try and refrain from spamming dashes.
  • It’s going to be fairly heavy, so if you are outside the continental US, you pay shipping. Inside, I pay.
  • I don’t know what’s inside the geode, but it’s probably quartz or calcite, because I’m pretty sure it’s from southern Indiana where these are fairly common. No guarantees. It could contain nothing, or it could contain an ancient, sealed evil! It’s like the geological lottery!
  • Started on Friday, March 28, and ends two weeks from now on Friday, April 11, at some unspecified time probably in the afternoon PST because I don’t know what my work schedule will be!

Alright…you know what to do.

tomhiddlestonsloki:

Thor. Most beautiful bride ever!byCaptBexx ’Do you know the story? Thor looses his hammer and disguises himself as a bride to get it back. … Norse mythology… It’s hilarious!!!  female!Loki as his bridesmaid.’

tomhiddlestonsloki:

Thor. Most beautiful bride ever!byCaptBexx Do you know the story? Thor looses his hammer and disguises himself as a bride to get it back. … Norse mythology… It’s hilarious!!!  female!Loki as his bridesmaid.’